Monday, January 27, 2003
For Everything Else, There's Mastercard

Super-strength dish detergent: $4.49
Heavy duty dishwashing gloves: $1.99
New package of brillo pads: $2.99
Making sure all your utensils are clean after you caught your parents having sex in the kitchen: priceless

That story's not true, I made it up while doing the dishes just half an hour ago.