Thursday, July 10, 2003
Sold Out

I finally saw the video for Jewel's latest single, Intuition. A few words: Gaahhh! My eyes!

What the hell is wrong with that girl?? Her skirts are so short and everything is so tight and...sparkly. She is totally shakin' it and it bothers me. Her boobs don't look like they can stay in that swatch of fabric she calls a top nor can her ass stay in those short-shorts. What have those music execs done to the country/folk-singing-guitar-playing-song-writing sensation that we all loved? Ugh, it looks like they tried to turn her into Britney Spears. Her teeth are even straight now. To me, that was the one thing that kept Jewel real, the fact that she had ugly teeth. I mean, it made her human and brought her down to earth, kept her humble and other such good things. But now she's paid money to have them starightened so she can flash her smile and flip her hair (which is still very blonde and nice, just a tad more shiny), and bounce her breats and shake her ass for all to gawk at. Oh well, it's a woman's perogative to change her mind. You go girl indeed.

And in the words of the lovely Jewel herself, "It's time to cash in".