Saturday, November 01, 2008
Other Messages From Other People I Love

Re: our faltering and failing love lives, and Halloween

Our horoscope for the day: This is a good time to become involved with someone who is as natural, environmentally minded, sensual and artistic as you. Well toot toot. Also - we should be geisha girls!

Re: the 1.5L plastic (lightweight and unbreakable!) bottle of Smirnoff Vodka Mojito, and lolcats

Do you know about this?!??!!

I don't intend to ever have to pay for another mojito again. For Hallowe'en, how 'bout we just buy one of these puppies, some lime, mint, and get sloshed behind a Loblaws?

I CAN HAZ ULKAHAUL?!


If that doesn't scream HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I don't know what does. Thankfully, we did not spend the night getting drunk in a grocery store's abandoned parking lot, but drove around HELL aka Toronto traffic on a Friday night, and went to a haunted chocolate factory that ended up being a haunted sidewalk outside of a chocolate factory. Then we had Thai food and good tea. Probably the low-key-est Halloween I've ever had. And it was nice.