Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Post Date Lament

The date? It did not go well. And while I wish I could leave it at that and desperately forget about it, the whole evening haunts me still. I use the words "whole evening" in a very loose way - I spent a total of an hour and a half with the guy and it was an hour and a half too much. I have never so badly wanted one of my friends or family members to be seriously hurt so that I could have an excuse to leave. I can't describe all the ways in which it was terrible (SO TERRIBLE!), so I will remember that I have no regrets in life as long as I learn valuable lessons from all of my experiences.

And the lesson I learned from all this was: NEVER DATE.